i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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