I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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