FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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