Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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