I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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