I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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