two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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