i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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