I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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