theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.