on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.