I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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