Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Someone came in the potted fern
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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