I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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