here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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