I'm laying in your front yard are you home
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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