This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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Have you been drinking my beer?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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