i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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