The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize