Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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