I haven't been this sober since birth.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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