hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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