That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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