we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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