Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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