So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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