no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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