i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Your cock deserves a montage
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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