It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!