D3 body, D1 cock
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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