shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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