but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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