Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I know her cup size but not her name....
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