Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i believe in u and ur pee
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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