think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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