I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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