Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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