We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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