I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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