On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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