i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
