remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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