so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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