He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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