covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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