we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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