Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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