Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Small penises have feelings too.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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