yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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