YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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