I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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