Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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