Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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