My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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