i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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